Another excuse to pack snacks in my purse

So last night was the Comedy Show portion of

Anytime I can find an excuse to laugh, and it's not at my expense I'M THERE!!! 

Especially when it's FREE!!!

So last night I saw Nick Kroll from The League and Aziz Ansari from Parks and Recreation. 

And they were

HILARIOUS!!

So the evening pretty much started with me walking in the door, really looking forward to enjoying a great show and probably acting something like this

Now as the show went on I of course found myself relating way too well with the material...isn't that always the case? Just like when you read your horoscope at the end of the day and somehow it magically fits? Well that happened last night, to the point where all of my coworkers turned and looked at me and were all thinking something along these lines

"aww you poor single thing, all of us are in relationships and you have to deal with all of this dating crap and social media nonsense." Ya thanks guys, I didn't already know how much the dating world nowadays sucks!

 As we heard last night, social media has made it impossible to have genuine conversations with people and texting keeps us all from communicating. That's why we all feel like

Sad.Reality.

We also learned that when you get any of the 3 forms of rejection from text messages;

1. The scheduling conflict: oh I'm sorry I've been really busy or I have to work

2. Silence: this person seriously can't even send an emogi?

3. Honesty: Hey, I'm not interested
The other person is not interested!

So my take away from this show? I need to accept that the above is truth and just embrace being my awesome self and start sending really awesome pickup line texts! "As you go to sleep tonight, rest assured, I'll be thinking of you" BOOM! Anyone who was at the show knows, this was by far the highlight of the evening.